🌸 FLOWER
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Garden Greens 24K | 3.5g
by Garden Greens
A nice Sativa from Garden Greens, with a big, dense bud and lots of keef coming off when I grind it up! Sativas aren't my best friend, but more of a fun cousin I see every so often that can get a little to excited with themselves XD. With a grassy, organic taste, filling the mouth with a layer of film to stop me from coughing as much. I used 24k to write my first zine, and I was so locked in while writing. Helps alot with my adhd and allows me to concentrate on something I was super passionate about. For creative types, a definite recommendation!
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Garden Greens Rainbow Guava | 3.5g
by Garden Greens
Im currently smoking this while writing all of these reviews! (I'm putting a batch up so every review section is populated!) A fruity, almost mango-y flavor (I never had a guava, so idk XDDD) that isn't overwhelming or overly sweet. My arms feel a little heavy, but not my chest or body, mostly an upper body high with only a little distraction being permitted by my second monitor. Sativas are just a low level adhd medication for me since I cannot go back to stimulants and medical provieded pills. Weed, like anything, can be abused, and I feel like sativas will always be used too much to cause adverse side effects, so I am already built in to not smoke as much! So it saves me so much money!!! Garden Greens comes out swinging again with this strain, and the bud is big, dank, and a good smoke!
🚬 PREROLLS
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Anthem Hybrid blend preroll 10 pack
by Anthem
The Americana for this product is through the roof, and I'm all for that in theory, but then actually pull through with a good product!!! Anthems are meant to look and feel like cigarettes, with the paper and filter looking like a loosey, and with the vibes of Marlboro, I would expect to have the quality of a Marlboro! Instead, the filter was rolled overly tight to a point where pulling smoke was difficult and always caused a canoe, and like most prerolls from manufacturers, the weed was packed waaaaaay too tight. Skip this one for practicality, definitely choose it if you wanna look cool at a party.
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Verano Reserve Swift Lifts Moon Boots
by Verano
I bought an Anthology Preroll to smoke on my way to smoke these with my friends, and as a neat party trick, it was honestly decent. I feel like having a 10-pack of prerolls for 3 people, with everyone getting one, is sorta the vibe. Like most, if not all, prerolls, to tightly packed, but with a normal filter, unlike the Anthem prerolls, so they were able to pull. Rolling the preroll in my fingers to loosen up so it doesn't canoe. The high was mixed with some tequila, so the effects were definitely elevated, and the night was great. Good for small, intimate hangouts, not so great for daily use.
💨 VAPES
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Hyphen pod system + (the) essence: blue dream 1g
by Verano
Another pod system, another limited Apple-inspired consumption of weed for the upper echelon of potheads. In reality, the battery and pods themselves aren't egregious, merely a new property way to smoke vapes. If Stiiizy is Apple and Rove is Android, then Hyphen is definitely Windows Mobile. Verano grow house owns both savvy and (the) essence are represented on the Hyphen (which they also own). The battery can switch between 2.6v, 3.0v, and 3.4v, with a terrible way to change voltage. No buttons on the device; only by removing the pod 3 times in succession could you change the voltage ¯\(°_o)/¯. Blue Dream is always a welcome hybrid in my rotation, tastes like weed, feels like weed, hurts like weed XD. A light head high with relaxing effects without that much coughing. (edit I changed the RFID tag to link to this website, 5/5 would buy again!).
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The CLEAR Lime Sorbet | 2g Cart
by The CLEAR
I haven't smoked a Sativa for literal years at this point and was quite sketch to try them again, especially for 2 whole grams. Although color me surprised when it actually wasn't half bad. Granted, it took a couple of panic attacks to see that sativas and me can be friends after all in moderation. Sativas and especially Lime Sorbet is a treat to the senses, both taste and body, feeling NOT tired and still have a high effect. Ummmm, ok strange XDDD, but Lime Sorbet is so good for me to work on and write. I'm currently writing this review off a blinker of it XDDD and it feels great with a citrisy inhale and a smooth exhale, The Clear Lime Sorbet gets a thumbs up from me for a sativa!
🍬 EDIBLES
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Encore Edibles Milk Chocolate - Indica [10pk] (100mg)
by Encore
I'm such a big chocolate girly so when I was given a package of these to go to a queer clown festival, I was the bell of the ball! These chocolates were such a hit with everyone due to how little they are! The milk chocolate is so good and masks the weed taste of the edible so people who didn't like the taste of weed with a nice subtle high. I never do edibles unless its very little for the taste or the whole package at once to feel something. When I was at the clownshow I was smoking as well so the edible definitely kept me high but by itself it doesn't get me high. Although I highly suggest it if you want indica milk chocolates and hate the taste of gummies or dark chocolate.
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Wyld Raspberry Gummies
by Wyld
Wyld isn't really for me tbh, and I know they have their fans, just hear me out. The flavoring for the edibles really tastes like cough medicine, with sour crystals on top, and a really strong weed taste. I don't know if I am stupid or something, cause i couldnt figure out its weird packaging (which also makes storing in the vault a pain). I just ripped it open and had to eat all 10 of them since it was loose. The high being a hybrid wasn't too much in either way, it just plainly made me sick both in my head and tummy. It wasn't fun at all :(
🔥 CONCENTRATES
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Black Label Moon Boots | 1g Shatter
by Black Labelr
What a fun concentrate to play around with after 420 weekend! I never really had a shatter before, mostly butters, and crumbles, so having a tacky, tactile piece of weed that I stretched into a solid core for a joint was incredible. I will not do concentrates straight up since I have self-control XDDD. If I want a dissociative high, I would do 5 blinkers back to back. Though what I did was incredible, a really big joint of some street weed enhanced with a solid core of shatter, omg it was so nice. I couldn't even finish the whole joint in one go, and I got a surprise after being out all day to a half-smoked joint from past me! The high is so nice, I never coughed my lungs out, and it was a mellow, almost pillowy high! Highly recommend if you want to try out a concentrate and don't really want to get a dab rig.
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Sneaky Pete's Sneaky Pete's Concentrate Kief 2g- Fruit Stand
by Sneaky Pete's
I bought this impulsively at my old job since I was out of keef and had 3.5g left on the flower. I thought I could stretch out my flower. Not my best decision, all things considered. I ended up being waaaay too high than I ever wanted to and was a mess for a week after since my tolerance was way too high! Kief, being sold by itself, is so evil and should not really get popularised in mainstream smoking. HOWEVER!!!! Its actual purpose for enhancing weed by infusing blunts and edibles is VERY VALID. I, however, didn't do that and really tainted my view on dispensary kief as a whole.